Funniest Spam I Have Ever Received...

[Darkest Angel]

Sender: Christian Couples
Subject: Your (sic) Compatible!
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...I can think of nothing less likely. *snarf!* [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ November 05, 2004 10:12 AM: Message edited by: -Dark Angel- ]</font>

[bonedust]

i have heard lions love christians...delish!

[Darkest Angel]

...well, if that's what they had in mind, I hope they write back! [img]eek.gif[/img] I'd hate to miss out... [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

[KillerKanuck]

Make sure to brind something to drink - they're salty.

[Tr3s]

What? Lions? I've never tasted lion.

[Andyman]

Well they do say opposites attract.....kinda like matter & antimatter...they explode on contact. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Peter Peeker]

I hope you replied...

[Darkest Angel]

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[Tr3s]

No drugs? 'k. Next ad.

[Darkest Angel]

Actually, being the naughty fellow that I am, I did once try to come onto a Jehovah's Witness that showed up at my house. She was cute, for a cult member. Apparently aksing for their phone numbers is a good way to get rid of them...I've been waiting for a guy to show up from them so I can pull that same thing again... [img]wink.gif[/img]